Rude removal of life

Holy shit this person I like is amazing. Defies all stereotypes.

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:07:21 -0400

Holy shit this person I like is amazing. Defies all stereotypes.

joggingdead: when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better...

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:00:18 -0400

joggingdead:

when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you

Teach me how to make someone like me please….inbox me for suggestions.

Sun, 19 May 2013 07:03:31 -0400

Teach me how to make someone like me please….inbox me for suggestions.

reptilemorphs: Ball Python

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:00:12 -0400

reptilemorphs:

Ball Python

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Sat, 18 May 2013 20:00:28 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 16:00:35 -0400

wiitangclan: wiitangclan: the best way to a girls heart is punching through the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:00:33 -0400

wiitangclan:

wiitangclan:

the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage

apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you

piercingsandink: oh my god

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:00:26 -0400

piercingsandink:

oh my god

What if I told you the name on my birth certificate isn’t the one I’ve used my Whole...

Sat, 18 May 2013 04:23:12 -0400

What if I told you the name on my birth certificate isn’t the one I’ve used my Whole life?

cheesecurl: i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having...

Sat, 18 May 2013 04:00:16 -0400

cheesecurl:

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

eracist: I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:00:16 -0400

eracist:

I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff

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Fri, 17 May 2013 16:00:34 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 12:00:26 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 08:00:35 -0400

nepeter: australians don’t have sex australians mate

Fri, 17 May 2013 04:00:33 -0400

nepeter:

australians don’t have sex

australians mate

Back from the doctors…have to see a specialist in a few weeks but the doctor thinks only 2...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:10:21 -0400

Back from the doctors…have to see a specialist in a few weeks but the doctor thinks only 2 moles are suspicious. Still freaking out.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 20:00:36 -0400

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beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a very bad...

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:00:43 -0400

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

I’m going to the doctor tomorrow to see if this suspicious mole needs to be removed and if so...

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:22:30 -0400

I’m going to the doctor tomorrow to see if this suspicious mole needs to be removed and if so how bad it is…